Archive for October, 2009

27
Oct
09

The Walk Of Strife

Better Long Walk Home

Upping the ante now…

To report, fat boy Dmitri has now ascended the Greenwich Foot Tunnel on two occasions via the stairs. He nearly expired the first time, and on the second occasion, he just wheezed all the way along Greenwich High Road.

Last night the length of the walk was lengthened to take us up to Deptford Bridge station. This is around 2 miles in length and finished with the ascent of the steps at the DLR Station. It took around 45 minutes and was negotiated successfully. Tonight it is our first walk to Lewisham. If you see a tall bloke followed by a bloody chunky one behind, that’ll be us. Our route tonight will take us via Greenwich Church Street, Greenwich High Road, turning left onto Greenwich South Street at Halcyon Books, crossing the A2 somehow and then the walk down the Lewisham Road. It is relatively flat…..

I have not discussed how we ramp up the training from here with the drill master, but we could always look to make the walk to Lewisham harder by going up Crooms Hill, or Royal Hill, and then down Wat Tyler Road and Lewisham Hill, but let us get tonight out of the way first.

By way of training, I am also walking to Mottingham most mornings and stretching the route out making it longer and longer….. We will get there.

Tonight will be a lot tougher, though, as I am a bit sore after yesterday, and once I get home, I’ve got to go food shopping. Happy days indeed.

UPDATE – 55 minutes it took, and the Greenwich Foot Tunnel was the main impediment as always as the chest wasn’t too pleased with the ascent! But that was easier than I thought….

What wasn’t welcome was the encounter with pondlife at Crossharbour. Little herberts who can’t shave yet are all well and good shouting “fat boy” at me, because, surprise surprise, I’ve heard it before. Hell, I even call myself it. So it is just tough that I don’t react to it. But I don’t really appreciate rocks being thrown at me! But I will not be denied….

Anyway, the feet hurt this morning and I was whingeing and moaning (what? me? Whinge and moan?) about getting the bus, but still walked on barking dogs to Mottingham. No march tonight as I have a night out, so all focus is on next week’s walk to Lewisham which will be via Croom’s Hill…..

Last but not least…thanks to Dan’s mate Shiv for joining us.. So we are now three…

27
Oct
09

The “S” Word

Question – In a previous life your humble blogger railed against the use of which “s” word?

If you are struggling, then the first line of this e-mail I received today gives you a clue.

We Need A Strategy. At this point someone has affixed a vice on my head, is squeezing it as hard as it can, in order to extract the remnants of my brain through any facial orifice that puts up the least resistance. 

For my take on the use of this word, I would refer you to an old friend

There are more details behind today’s nonsense that of course I cannot put online, but Jesus, there really are some people who wouldn’t have a clue about strategy…..

 

26
Oct
09

Some Early Game Pictures – NFL International Series

And so…to the game….

Williams carries the ball

Johnson throws the interception

It's All A Blur... But a Touchdown

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Point After Is Good

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Another Kick-Off - So Soon

Charisma Bill Is In There Somewhere

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Brady Passes To Welker

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Brady Looks Left

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The Ball Is In There Somewhere...

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Touchdown!

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Point After Is Good

26
Oct
09

2009 International Series – Pictures 1 – Pre-Game

A difficult night, with funny light and the distances, but here are some of my efforts…

Pre-game warm-ups

Pre-game warm-ups

Tom Brady Warming Up

Tom Brady Warming Up

Wembley In The Evening

Wembley In The Evening

A Big Flag....

A Big Flag....

Calvin Harris Performs!

Calvin Harris Performs!

Dirigibles...

Dirigibles...

Enter The Patriots

Enter The Patriots

Spot The Players...

Spot The Players...

Out Come The Bucs

Out Come The Bucs

Pyrotechnics

Pyrotechnics

Enter Lambs To The Slaughter

Enter Lambs To The Slaughter

I'm a very happily married man

I'm a very happily married man

26
Oct
09

Being Patronised By Dan Shaughnessy

Unlike Dan, who seems to know naff all squared about the Mother Country, I know a fair bit about him and how he is perceived in Red Sox Nation. Carl Everett has done two momentous things in his chequered Boston Red Sox career. He broke up Mike Mussina’s prefect game at Fenway when he needed just the last out – and he christened Dan Shaughnessy CHB – it stands for Curly Haired Boyfriend.

At the moment I’ll let this article stand for itself. When I have more time I will comment more on it. It is the sort of crap I expect from a lazy journalist. We understand the NFL, we have watched it for over 20 years here, and we do “get it”. Our crowds are very different to your crowds. In some respects your crowds are better, in some respects our crowds are better. If you had been at the WindyBricks on Saturday, you’d have seen something all right, CHB.

He is a weapons grade bell-end all right.

I’m with PatsFanUK who commented thus…

“Thanks Dan Shaugnessy – I don’t think you could have written a more patronising article if you tried.

The vast majority of the fans attending the game have been following football for many years, so trust me when I say that we knew precisely what was going on in front of us. There wasn’t much cheering as the game was effectively over by the end of the 1st quarter – it was not an exciting game to watch.

Oh, and as for the Red Sox flag – we have a Sox London Supporters Club and we were all sitting together. We haven’t made a Patriots version yet!”

26
Oct
09

Wish Them Luck

I know I will be…. and especially for the man who really got me into baseball.

So for Pedro…. win it Phillies….

Pedro

I would, of course, have been saying this if the Angels hadn’t asphyxiated against the mortal enemy, as I have no love for those whingeing, classless ass-hats (I speako Americano), but, of course, I have to watch what I say as I am in union with a Yankee wife. I knew it would come to this…..

26
Oct
09

The NFL in London

I was part of the 84,000 plus people at Wembley last night to watch the Patriots square off against the Buccaneers. Witht he Patriots coming off a 59-0 thrashing of the Titans, and the Bucs 0-6, this looked like a horrendous mismatch, and in many circumstances it was. It is hard to blame the NFL for this as when the match-up was probably finalised, the Patriots were a strong team with their talisman quarterback due to come back, and the Bucs were a decent team, with a decent coach and a not too distant superbowl win in their locker.

Photos are going to follow (inevitably) but some observations;

  • I have been to all three games now and last night’s had the best atmosphere. I felt the first year was an “event” and those who like being at “events” may have supplanted those that would have loved to be there. The second year had two teams to which the UK has little affiliation as they were not high profile in the zenith for the NFL in the UK (the 1980s). However, they provided a cracking game. Last night we had the Rock Star New England Patriots, the most supported team in the UK according to most, and also probably the one most loathed. The sound of the Patriots being booed was excellent…. as a Dolphins fan I approve of this message.
  • Because it was a blow-out at least we got home earlier. When Brady left the game, so did we, and although WembleyPark was crowded, we weren’t held up. Indeed, if we hadn’t missed the Victoria train by four minutes, I’d have been home earlier this year than the time we got into Wembley Park last year.
  • The Wembley sound system was appalling. I could not hear what the announcer was saying.
  • £4 for a pint of watered-down Carlsberg is piss-taking in more ways than one. £10 for a programme too….
  • They really should stick at one game at Wembley if they know what they are doing. It would be sad if they tried another and it wasn’t well attended. So far the NFL have dipped their toe in the water and like the temperature, but they are confusing the enormity of one event a year with two or more games all attracting the same interest. You want to guarantee a sell-out next season, you’ll have to send the big boys over. If Dallas, Chicago, Washington, Oakland, Pittsburgh or San Francisco aren’t on the list, you will need to sell hard. (I leave Miami, Giants and Jets out of this as they have been over before and I doubt will be back soon).
  • Despite everything, it was a great night out, as always, and I’ll certainly be looking to get tickets for next year’s game.

As an aside, I saw this thread on the NFLUK Forum. A fan is upset because people left early. Oh diddums. When are people going to get over themselves. Just because you wanted to stay until the bitter end, to see the last rites of a game which had been determined, had no tension and was all over, including replacing Tom Brady, then why should we. The teams were going through the motions. As they were (and are perfectly entitled to do so) those of us who would rather beat the queues of those who would like to stay, on the way up to Wembley Park, left early and got home earlier rather than shuffle up Wembley Way for an hour in a human crush. I wouldn’t have a go at those that stay, as that is their choice, but don’t have a pop at the likes of me who would rather miss out on practice sessions and beat the crowds. It doesn’t mean I’m less of a fan than you.

And then, when I thought this forum had had its fill of knobheads, I read this

“Wembley – National Stadium – National Disappointment”

“I know it has been debated elsewhere, but with all the talk of the prospect of two NFL games in 2010 surely the time has come to think about using a different stadium?

I paid £140 plus booking fees for a seat in club Wembley and while the view was reasonable it did not justify the price. But more importantly Wembley failed for me because of its shoddy attitude towards its paying customers.

When I arrived at my seat some thoughtless individual had doused it in beer. I approached the steward and asked for it to be cleaned and he had to go an speak to someone else as he could do nothing. The individual he spoke to was also unable to do anything as they were not permitted to leave their station. The upshot being I had to wait in the hope of a cleaner passing the section. After 15 minutes one cleaner appeared, but was reluctant to do anything so they went off to find another cleaner. By the time a cleaner willing to do the job they were paid for arrived 20 minutes had passed. The cleaner then proceeded to mop the floor where the beer had been spilt but ignored my comments about the need to clean the seat. They then disappeared and I had to return to the steward and tell him that the problem was not resolved and asked to speak to a supervisor. After wandering around the stadium a supervisor was found and finally the seat was cleaned. However, as a result of Wembley’s shoddy treatment I missed the players warming-up.

I have visited many stadiums in the UK and I can confirm that they are all miles better than Wembley. I now know that the Wembley experience is about making money and not giving two hoots for the paying customer.”

Now I’ve been to all but Twickenham in Wembley’s rivals as the best stadium in England. I’ve heard the cries that the Emirates is better, but they are just being contrary, and more importantly for the NFL, it holds 25000 less people. Old Trafford may hold 75000, but Ferguson freaks that it is used for Rugby League, so what the NFL would do to it would be good only if you could catch the look on the Snide’s face. And I was there in 2004 and while it is a great stadium, I am sorry, it doesn’t lace Wembley’s boots. Wembley does have that “wow” factor in my eyes. It is enormous, it has great sight lines, and the “cheap” seats are certainly all I would want. Some have a jaundiced view of American venues. All five NFL stadia I’ve seen from the outside – Miami, Tampa, Baltimore, Giants/Jets and Philadelphia – would have this bloke pissing his knickers if there were a drop of rain – there is no cover. None.

I could not have put it better than the final poster on this thread…

When I arrived at my seat some thoughtless individual had doused it in beer.

Heard of paper napkins?

It’s football not the opera!

Except it is NFL, or American Football in this country. We have the proper game which entails using your feet as the predominant way of moving the ball.

26
Oct
09

Driven To Distraction

I am a worker in the father-feed ‘em all that is the UK public service. As such I am paid a salary akin to my job security (relative) and try to do a decent job. I don’t see that I should be the focus of public rage because the banks were slipshod and a bit like a gambler who had a big win and started to lump its money on worse outsiders. I know we attract the ire of a population suffering at the moment, but we are just like you. We just took the lower risk route. You didn’t listen to our bleats in the good times, did you? (My department cut by over a half in the “good times).

But I tell you what does get my ire. Fucking consultants, that’s who. Where I work I have two people who have been brought in from outside behind me. One is quiet and very softly spoken. I hardly know he is there. The other is as noisy as hell, a real sloanie, trying to sell houses when she is charging the public purse a fortune, talking about her property portfolio, and generally getting on my nerves as she talks about her life loudly. Add to that, and I can’t really say the nature of her work, but it isn’t rocket science, they are making the task sound like the Labours of Hercules. I see ker-farking-ching as they continue to conceptualise, talk about what is stopping them from moving on, doing memoranda and business cases, scoping and Quality-reviewing talks, but as yet, no sign of any, you know, product.

I’ll bet it over-runs. I’ll bet it comes in over-budget. And I’ll bet it is fucking awful.

It isn’t all the public sector’s fault. You know the private contractors see them as a soft touch, get themselves in, place themselves in the department’s bloodstream like a Herpes virus, and continue to infect us on certain occasions. They also charge a lot of money to cure the illness, and like bloody coldsores, none of them fucking work.

And if that fucking mobile goes off again….

25
Oct
09

Unless You Personally Took This Picture..

Leeds United Play-Off Goal

Why would you have this as a signature if you are a Marching Altogether Dog Chain supporter. It must remind you every time you post that you are still in THIS division. That a team “who played Real Madrid and got to the semi-finals of the Champions League” are facing the mighty Exeter and Wycombe in league football. Why have a picture from a game that ended in misery?

Why not have this one?

Winners

Or this one, taken at Wembley!

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They are all over their board saying it was our “Cup Final”. I love this big club mentality – they seriously believe that we view them as our Cup Final. Memo. WindyBricks played in THE Cup Final in 2004. Dog Chains last made it in 1973. So you lost your Cup Final yesterday, just as you did last May.

Away you go!

24
Oct
09

More From Maine..

And Rob, if you don’t like lighthouses, look away now!

Lighthouse 1

Lighthouse 1

At Peace On The Water

At Peace On The Water

Cape Elizabeth Lighthouse, I Believe..

Cape Elizabeth Lighthouse, I Believe..

Wreck!

Wreck!

Portland Head Lighthouse - Arguably Maine's Most Famous

Portland Head Lighthouse - Arguably Maine's Most Famous

More Wrecks...

More Wrecks...

Ram Island Ledge?

Ram Island Ledge?

The Yacht, The Light

The Yacht, The Light

More Portland Head

More Portland Head

Looking Up At The Light

Looking Up At The Light

Portland Head's Up

Portland Head's Up

Looking North

Looking North

A 19th Century Banksy

A 19th Century Banksy

Don't Do It Mate...

Don't Do It Mate...

More to follow! Hurrah!

24
Oct
09

You Amuse Me, Jermaine, You Really Amuse Me..

I have returned from the WindyBricks 2-1 victory over the Marching Altogether Dog Chains, and my goodness, what an absolute joy it was to rain on their bloody parade for once. Oh, OK, we’ve rained on it quite a bit the last couple of seasons.

Once again, though, the over-hyped, top class goalscorer the northern monkeys have in their team absolutely totally disappeared. This is the third time on the bounce at the Not Quite As Old Leslie Grantham, and I don’t remember him playing well in the second leg of the play-offs either.

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The bloke strolls all over the pitch like he owns it, never seems to challenge for anything outside the box, and is selfish to the extreme when he thinks he has a chance. Jesus, on one occasion today he had taken the ball wide around the keeper and only had to roll it across the box and one of his men would surely have put them in front. Instead from an acute angle he went for glory. He sliced it wide in a “Geoff Thomas” moment.

The bloke is a chump. I kept thinking what a Clough or a Ferguson would do with him. I’m sure the northerners will point to his goals, but in the  big games, he is going to go missing. Today, he was a disgrace.

All this talk about how good he is amuses me. He is a charlatan.

UPDATE – apologies for the appalling northern monkey speak, but this post made his Dmitriness chuckle…

“fuck you you stupid odious tinpot thugs, fucking tossbag wankers. Arseholes, fucking cretins, hope they fucking go under and take all their dickhead cretin fans with them, absolute cunts. Hate them hate them hate them.”

(Just imagine that numpty stamping their feet at the end)

21
Oct
09

A Little Long Walk Update

For the sceptics, here is today’s update on walking antics..

Home to Mottingham this morning – around 1.4 miles according to Google Maps

Office to Greenwich DLR – around 1.4 miles according to Google Maps

Mottingham Station To Home (using field as short cut) – estimated 1.2 miles.

4 miles today. Not bad for a fat boy only just starting.

You’ll get bored…believe me.

21
Oct
09

The Maine Event… June 2007

Some pictures from two years ago of the beloved and my trip to Maine. It won’t be all over in one go (groan) but still. This is my blog…

Leaving New Hampshire

Leaving New Hampshire

That's Very Nice Of You

That's Very Nice Of You

The Sort Of Chaps You See...

The Sort Of Chaps You See...

Nice House. Wonder who lives there?

Nice House. Wonder who lives there?

Bet This Is Lively In Winter!

Bet This Is Lively In Winter!

First Of Many Ocean Spray Shots

First Of Many Ocean Spray Shots

More Ocean Spray

More Ocean Spray

And More Spray

And More Spray

A Quaint Little Eaterie

A Quaint Little Eaterie

Old Orchard Beach

Old Orchard Beach

Another Nice Eaterie

Another Nice Eaterie

Another Seaside Shot

Another Seaside Shot

And here is a map of the region we visited…

SouthernMaineMap

21
Oct
09

Taking The Bull By The Horns…

Better Long Walk Home

Let’s face it – and it hasn’t only just dawned on me – that I could do with losing a few pounds and doing some more exercise. I am not going to be jogging any time soon, and Danno’s 90 odd last season for the Old Jos did trigger something in my mind along the lines of “if he can do it…”. Regrettably my chosen form of exercise, swimming, is out as I recover from my shoulder injury this summer, so walking is taking over, and with my good mate Dan (who just happens to work in the building opposite), we have decided to set an objective – a walk from our offices on the Isle of Dogs, to my house in or around the Mottingham area – after work. According to Google Maps it is around six miles. Hardly a marathon, but fuck me, it is a start….

By way of warm-ups we are walking from here to Greenwich, not via the Jesus route, as an introduction. Currently that’s about 1 and a half miles. We will up this to nearer 3 when we walk to Lewisham, and then maybe an intermediary where we walk to Lewisham and then get out at Lee and walk the rest. Before the real objective, probably after I’ve undone any gains by putting on a ton of weight in the States. The aim is to do the walk in early December.

I know it is pathetic, but by saying this, and putting it on here, I am making a commitment. I will do it. Laugh all you want!

Come and join us, if you want, fellow SE Londoners based in Docklands!

21
Oct
09

Happy Trafalgar Day

Make it a Bank Holiday – equidistant between Late Summer and Christmas, it celebrates our finest naval commander and all round philanderer, and he took on the French and Spaniards to boot, so it’ll pique them somewhat as well.

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For more, read here for those who like wikipedia.

21
Oct
09

Don’t Worry People.

This has not passsed me by.

I just can’t comment on it at the moment for fear that I might have an aneurysm.

And you wouldn’t want that, now, would you?

WARNING – Health workers on standby after reading this BBC article. The main argument against this guff isn’t that it is “too scary”- which is the neat little headline, in its own subtle way making the complainers look like prats, but that most of those who watched it and felt the need to complain thought IT WAS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

Further Update – My head is starting to hurt. I read a comment on the youtube thread (and rest assured the bloke, despite his name, is no relation of mine). Here it is..

“the ad is highlighting that the exponential increases in carbon emissions and consumption of resources today will create a problem that the next generations will have to deal with. Children of 9 years old will pray that they had a voice in 2009 when in twenty years time they have to deal with global conflict over food, water and energy resources. Your selfish ignorance now will not be forgiven. Reduce your consumption now. insulate your home, drive less, fly less, save money.”

No it isn’t. It is saying we are all going to drown, be burned alive or whatever because we warm our houses and have to drive to do our basic living needs. It uses emotive pictures of cute and cuddly cartoon animals to illustrate a crappy point in as emotive a way as possible “pleeeeeeze – won’t you think of the children.” I’m surprised in this climate they’ve allowed a bloke to read the story to his daughter. Can’t be too careful. If he isn’t really her father, has he been CRB checked? You can’t be too careful, for the children.

It is this deluded fool, who knows better than all of us of course, who comes up with this little belter at the end.

Reduce your consumption now. insulate your home, drive less, fly less, save money.

Insulate my home (has been for years), drive less (at these prices, do I have a choice), fly less (ditto – has someone stopped politicians from flying – like Obama from Washington to New York yesterday on Air Force One), save money (with what we are being taxed, and with these attractive interest rates and with the economy in a mess – anything you earn now you need to live, you fucking cretin).

They want us back in the dark ages, with talk of population crises, carbon rationing et al. If we make these sacrifices, on the back of political and environmental hyperbole, what would be the point of living at all? I don’t live to exist. Sorry, and neither do any of these advocating this crock of shit.

I’m off for a lie down.

21
Oct
09

One For The S-I-L

No thermometers in sight.

Do you think Big Al Sharpton may have a problem as the white ones do seem to be taking a lead….

20
Oct
09

Map Of The Day – Sister-in-Law Special – 20 October 2009

This map is dedicated to my sister-in-law, and I must also say, a connoiseur of fridge magnetry as fine as there is on the other side of the pond.

I am not saying anything, nor hinting anything when I say that at present South America is poorly represented on the white good emporium in my kitchen. Indeed, only my boss’s Curitiba (Brazil) masterpiece represents South America. ABSOLUTELY NO HINTS! Do you know anyone going to South America, sister-in-law?

Here is a useful map for you, oh great Sister-in-law (and connoisure of fridge magnetry), in case you know anyone who might be going. I have no clue if anyone is, but on the off chance that you might.

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I think you might find “more of where that came from” on this link

Oh, and I just have a Chicago Cubs one from the Windy City. In case you know anyone going there could get me another?

20
Oct
09

I Really Miss Fire Joe Morgan…

Again, all non-baseball lovers can switch off, but this was just the best site at debunking ridiculous comments by “experts”. A UK equivalent would be “Fire Andy Gray”, but I’d just need him to say “son” one more time for me to want to do that, rather than pick out his nonsense.

One of the key contributors was a guy with the name “Ken Tremendous”. I don’t know why I am posting it here, and I really don’t care, but on a thread discussing the possible career moves of the undoubted best hitter in baseball over the past few years, Albert Pujols, Ken Tremendous’s comment made me chuckle..

“If there’s any chance at all, they do it. They don’t have nearly the chips to trade (choose any seven guys from the farm system + Cano, Swisher, and anyone else who isn’t nailed down?) I don’t think, but money would never be an impediment to landing Pujols.

Jeter
Damon (on short money)
Pujols
ARod
Teixeira
Posada
My Mom
Your Mom
A Sea Lion

That line-up scores 1100 runs.”

It made me chuckle.
This was the genius at work - as fantastic a site as I have ever come across. I could only dream of being this good. They came back for one day on Deadspin, a US sports blog website, and then disappeared again. 

As I said, they always made me chuckle. Especially as one of their top targets happens to be the beloved’s favourite player.

20
Oct
09

He Can’t Be Serious, Can He?

Those of you who have ESPN America may have come across the little mouthy New Yorker on the show “Sports Reporters” called Mike Lupica. His often tiresome righteous indignation has, on occasion, made me yearn for the always entertaining, but barely sentient, Charles Sale to return to Hold The Back Page or whatever it is called now, but not often. Lupica always seems so down on the sports world, so angry.

So when I read this article in the New York Daily News, I, like Jere on A Redsox fan from Pinstripe Territory, had to double take. If this is sarcasm, he’s disguising it very well. It could well be the work of a malevolent genius. I really can’t be sure. I’ll bet some Yankee fans actually believe it. News to them – Manchester United draw more per game, and have a worldwide floating “support” that would put the Yankees to shame, so cut with the most known team in the world of sport crap.

It is be nice to the Yankees time as they look like winning it all, despite Joe Girardi’s eccentricities last night. These are the comeback kids, the world’s wealthiest underdogs, a team of very expensive talent seeing off those that actually can’t afford their salaries. Best fans in the world indeed. Nice to support a front-runner.




Dmitri’s Delusional Diminutive Declarations

  • I will now, categorically, without fear or favour say that Murray cannot win the French Open. See, that was easy wasn't it? 6 months ago
  • Can Andy Murray win the French Open? Yes. He is still in it. Will he win the French Open? No. Can't outlets work out the difference? 6 months ago
  • My thoughts are Roatan. It wasn't my favourite place, but let's hope the earthquake 40 miles offshore has left it as unscathed as possible. 6 months ago
  • Thursday afternoon, India on my mind, weekend looming fast. Hope the weather stays fair for Sunday when North London meets Kent Snobs. 7 months ago
  • So Flintoff is injured pre-Ashes again. Guarantees he'll go into the big games undercooked, no doubt. What a surprise. 7 months ago

 

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Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Home Runs

Garry Sheffield (NYY) Corey Koskie (TOR) Fred Lewis - Grand Slam (SFG) Ray Durham (SFG) Pedro Feliz (SFG) Adam LaRoche (PIT) Yorvit Torrealba (COL) Nick Markakis (BAL) Pat Burrell (PHI) Prince Fielder (MIL)

Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Test Centuries at The Oval

John Crawley (v Sri Lanka - 1998), Justin Langer v England - 2001), Mark Waugh (v England - 2001), Steve Waugh (v England - 2001), Michael Vaughan (v India - 2002), Herschelle Gibbs (v England - 2003), Marcus Trescothick (219 v South Africa - 2003), Graham Thorpe (v South Africa - 2003), Andrew Strauss (v Australia - 2005), Justin Langer (v England - 2005), Matthew Hayden (v England -2005), Mohammed Yousuf (v England - 2006), Anil Kumble (v England - 2007), Kevin Pietersen (v South Africa - 2008), Jonathan Trott (v Australia - 2009), Michael Hussey (v England - 2009)

Come The Revolution – Up Against The Wall

Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross, The Editorial Staff at The Daily Mail (Stephen Glover first), Richard Littlejohn, PJ and Duncan, Sinitta, Zac and Sheherazade Bentley Goldsmith (read her Wiki entry for silver spoonery), Jamie Redknapp, Dr Phil The Fat Fascist Edwards and his mate.., Crimson Snide Ferguson, Robert Peston, Participants at the Edinburgh Fringe, Dominic Lawson (to have a beer snake thrown at him by the Barmy Army)

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