Archive for July, 2009

28
Jul
09

Always Good To Report A World Champion

And in an Olympic sport as well, so well done to Gemma Spofforth who won the 100m backstroke at the World Assisted By Technology Swimming Championships in Rome.

Really, if you have a development in a sport which means that the existing record book has been erased (all but two, it appears) within the space of 24 months, you have to ask what the hell is going on. Grant Hackett is the only old fogey left in the book and as he said regarding Paul Biedermann breaking Ian Thorpe’s 400m freestyle record:

“I hate saying this because I sound like a bad sport, but that world record would not have gone without that suit,”

When you see Rebecca Adlington chasing shadows in the 400m final, and the woman she beat in the final in Pellegrini demolishing her and the world record you have to have doubts… As taken from BBC Sport…

Double Olympic champion Rebecca Adlington refuses to wear one of the new, faster suits but many of her rivals, including fellow Briton Jo Jackson, will.

“I think it’s a shame to be honest,” the 20-year-old Adlington told BBC Sport. “Swimming always used to be a level playing field.

“I can remember watching when they were just in trunks and 100% textile suits, whereas now it’s very, very different.

“The technology has just taken off in the last year, it’s come from nowhere. We need to go back to putting rules in place, just to make it a fair playing field for everyone.”

Adlington, the first British female swimmer to win Olympic gold for 48 years, is to stick with the Speedo LZR she wore in Beijing, even though it could put her at a disadvantage in Rome.

Sometimes sport just loses its way. In track and field the mens 400m record has stood for 10 years, the 800m for 12 years, the 1500m for 11 years (only one person has got within four seconds of that mark this year), the long jump for 18 years, the triple jump for 14 years – world records are iconic. They aren’t broken regularly. In swimming, if the event hasn’t broken a world record, there is something wrong.

Good luck to Rebecca Adlington in the 800m, where she destroyed the field last year in Beijing. If she loses that, and posts anywhere near the same time as last year, people really need to look at what the hell is going on. I know they are banning these suits from next year, but this mockery isn’t doing them any favours. World records will not be worth the paper they are written on. A bit like Marita Koch’s 400m and Flo-Jos two sprint marks.

28
Jul
09

18.2%! Ban It! I Don’t Care What It Is!!!!

Read This Article. And Weep

Anyone who thinks this great country of our’s is descending into a nation of idiots, where independent thought is frowned upon, freedom of speech is trod upon, and the tenets of life like responsibility for one’s own actions are completely unaccepted by the powers that be need to read this unadulterated pile of old shit to have all their fears confirmed. 

It is a shit-stirring story, ignoring the real world approach of the marketers, and it allows those that love to get righteously indignant to get as high on their hobby horses as possible. Chris Morris was truly a sage before his time.

Here is the story… 

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090727/tuk-row-brewing-over-britain-s-strongest-45dbed5.html

The way this article is worded and headlined, you’d think that this beer would be on sale across the road from you in the local pub. Then you get into the guts of the argument and you find out that (a) it is a very specialist, labour intensive beer which can’t be mass produced; and (b) they have made 3000 bottles, and 2000 of them have already been shipped overseas. Thirdly, I’ve just visited their site – and do you know how much a single bottle (330ml) of this is – no, not £1.50 like Stella is at the Supermarket, but £9.99. That isn’t a mass product price by anyone’s standards. But don’t let that get in the way of the story.

But you see, we can’t be allowed to make our own decisions, can we? Read the description of the beer..

Tokyo is also the strongest beer we have ever made.It is a 18.2% imperial stout brewed with jasmine and cranberries added in the kettle.

After fermentation we dry hop the beer with a combination of North American and New Zealand Hops.Furthermore we then age this beer for 4 weeks on toasted vanilla French oak chips.

You think Jonny Chav is going to give up Diamond White, Stella or whatever else he’s drinking for a bottle of stout?

When you have the story, and you think people are too stupid to make up their own minds, which evidently the cognoscenti who don’t mind quaffing expensive wine with higher alcohol content than Stella believe, it is the responsibility of the reporter to find a witness to tell you how shocked they are…

Roll up the British Liver Trust (no, I’d never heard of them either). Do you think the woman interviewed had the first idea what Tokyo Beer was, who was selling it, and what their approach was? I’ll bet the reporter phoned up and said some firm are marketing an 18% beer for the market, what do you reckon? Of course, you’d come up with some worrisome piffle like this.

I await, with some glee, the legal construction that outlaws Tokyo Beer, but keeps wine and spirits on the market. I wish them luck. Of course, you can ban them all, but given the prices charged in Westminster bars for MPs et al, I don’t think that will be happening that soon.

Let’s look at Sarah Matthews quote again…

“All we can see is that it will add to the binge drinking culture. They are promoting the high ABV [the alcohol by volume standard] which they should not be allowed to do.”

Of course…..All the drunks are popping online, ordering jasmine and cranberry stout at £10 a pop to further their alcoholism these days. It’s so much easier than a four pack of Special Brew from the supermarket.

Alcohol – the new tobacco. In 20 years we’ll need a permit to drink it. All part of the de-humanisation of the people. As all these things get regulated, the subject of pressure groups (often funded by us through paying tax) under the guise of charities, do you see how our miserable lives improve?

The State will look after you. Ask my dad.

28
Jul
09

The 2009 Tour De France – Rage Hard

The 2009 edition of the annual running of the French Tourist Board’s dream certainly had more off the course drama than had been seen for a while. The outcome of the race wasn’t truly in doubt once Alberto Contador attacked up the Andorra Arcalis mountain to put some time between him and Lance Armstrong (and the Schleck brothers), because then he stated, out loud, who was number 1, and who was the leader of the team, and for Armstrong to fight against him would be treachery (and I know that is rich coming from a LeMond fan after his run-ins with Hinault). Once Contador had the lead, he kept it comfortably, holding off his rivals up to Verbiers, and keeping a close eye on them up Mont Ventoux. It is important for Le Tour that the best rider wins, and he did.

Sport is always about opinions, and you can only really go by what you are given by the media when forming opinions. Alberto Contador is the star of world cycling at the moment, and pretty much everyone knows he is the best grand tour racer in the world right now. So why would Astana (a) pick Lance Armstrong to ride for their team and (b) then not unequivocally say that Armstrong, if he was racing for Astana, would be there for their number one talent? Once Armstrong fractured his collarbone early in the season, that position had to be easier, didn’t it? But they didn’t do that, and frankly, if I’m Contador, having signed for Astana knowing he would not be able to defend his crown in 2008, I’d have expected a bit more support.

I make no secret of the fact I despise Lance Armstrong – I never warmed to him, and desperately wanted him to lose. For him to accuse Contador of being ungracious in victory is truly enough to make you spit out the food you might be eating. This champion was as graceless, surly, taciturn, moody and downright rude as they came. He had one goal each year – to win the Tour – and could set his own team up around that aim – he wasn’t interested in the Giro, the Vuelta, and in his latter career, the World Championship. I loved LeMond because in 1989 he won the Tour, a few weeks later narrowly missed out on the Classic in Zurich, and then later won the World Championship outsprinting Sean Kelly. Not for him a one trick pony who did nothing else.

Armstrong, when he started his career, won a World Championship in Oslo, but never figured in the Tour in his early career. He got cancer, and got great. I really, really, really want to believe that he did it clean, but in an age when all around him were doping and couldn’t hold his wheel (and they were fit, healthy young men), I’m not really, really, really sure he was. Armstrong would not have any truck with a potential rival in his team – you think, for example, a great climber like Roberto Heras would have been allowed to make a break for it under Armstrong’s leadership? So why be so bloody temperamental and undermine the current star in Contador. His surly reactions to the media were of the usual variety – as if Lance is the only one worth bothering about – and when Contador, having alluded to the problems throughout and understandably concerned that the team might be working against him (as possibly given evidence by the early break in the field on which Contador was the wrong side of), mentioned them, he is the one who has lessons to learn?

Before the end of the tour, when it was evident Contador was going to win, Armstong announced he was leaving Astana and forming his own team. Nice bloke. Nothing like upstaging your team mate… You could have left it until after the tour to do so, but instead you think you are more important than that. I’d like to see them both do battle next Summer, and Contador can put the old man well and truly in his place with no excuses, because, make no bones about it, Contador can, and will, get better.

Outside of the Armstrong / Contador schmozzle, it was a fabulous tour for Bradley Wiggins. I hope the British media don’t go too overboard on his hopes for next year because realistically the three men who finished in front of him should (unless Lance drops off some more) beat him next year too – they are all better climbers, and Andy Schleck apart, better long-distance time triallers. However, Wiggins finishing fourth is a truly magnificent performance and in my view is worthy for Sports Personality of the Year status. However, no-one cares about cycling really, so it won’t happen. His climb up the Arcalis gave the clue to his condition; his living with the big boys in the Alps was fantastic, and his survival on Mont Ventoux showed the guy’s character. We don’t get stars like this, riding like this. We should be proud.

And so to Mark Cavendish. Six wins out of six bunch sprints in which he was involved shows his dominance. Pettachi and Cipollini were awesome on their day, but nothing quite like this, and if I recall correctly, neither got to Paris to display their dominance. Cavendish’s sprint up the Champs Elsyees is the stuff of legend – as awesome as Usain Bolt in the Olympics for the distance between him and the rest. Watch it, if you don’t believe it…. I know he’s not the most television-friendly of interviewees, nor does he appear to be the friendliest of chaps (he seemed to be a bit stroppy after Beijing) but he is an absolute star on the bike and British track cycling’s success is now moving onto the road, and long may it continue.

Finally, the route. I doubt the Tour will be doing that again, because the second week was as deadly dull as you could get. By hitting the Pyrenees so soon, the tour went into a dreaful lull as the transition stages seemed to pile on top of each other. Even the Alps were disappointing. Leaving Mont Ventoux to last was designed to get a showdown, instead, Contador had won, and no-one really changed positions. I think, as Chris Boardman said on the TV, we’ll get a more traditional tour (starting in Rotterdam) next year.

27
Jul
09

One of the Great Sporting Moments…

This was amazing, watching it live on Channel 4… (well, sort of live). A sporting hero of mine was created…

This isn’t the greatest clip of the action, but I remember it so well…

27
Jul
09

After an Interlude…Music Maestro

Ah yes…. A musical interlude….random, all over the shop… first up… A Dmitri one-time Karaoke Classic

More from the 70s, and this time it is Supertramp. I remember when I was a kid, I was always amused that this mob never appeared on the stage on Top of the Pops; this in the age before music videos…

Not a jazz fan, but the drummer in this played at the Cape May Jazz Festival, and we have an autographed CD by him too. Chembo…

From Jazz to, well, what is this really. But Adam Ant was dude, no doubt…

And a top tune from the newly reformed Dirty Vegas…

Next, an Ulrich Schnauss remix…

A track by Aussie dance maestro, Jaytech – this one remixed. I can really, highly recommend this album. Top tunes, top dance anthems.

Some Sasha with a surfing clip to accompany the tune, Coma..

The classic UNKLE track, In A State, to follow. Not sure it was Graham Gouldman singing this…was it?

Finally, a youtube clip of FEAR, by Ian Brown…. without the bicycle…

27
Jul
09

Driving Back From Balmoral…

Some more photos of our Sunday in Scotland…

Scenery on the road to Pitlochry

Scenery on the road to Pitlochry

Looking up at the Summits

Looking up at the Summits

More Mountain Scenery

More Mountain Scenery

And More..... Love The Winding River

And More..... Love The Winding River

And One From The Beloved....

And One From The Beloved....

27
Jul
09

Belting Tune Of The Night….

As sung by Dmitri Old at Weddings, ill-attended pub gigs, but not by the Thames on Saturday…

27
Jul
09

Appropriate Tune Of The Night….

This will be necessarily cryptic, but…

If you leave a messageboard, don’t post, and people still pop off about you, is that normal behaviour. And then, when you’ve gone and don’t respond, you get the hots for someone else…

Although I hope they never read this site, here’s a tune to sum up the absolute charmers I left behind…

26
Jul
09

Nearly A Year Ago..

The advent of the blog… The Lake Monsters is where this title came from… So here is a video clip from my night out there..

I’ve just signed up to Youtube, so yet another avenue for the blog to travel….

26
Jul
09

As Funky As The Sinking Of The Titanic…

No Lino, aka the tribute band to Jerry St Clair and Los Alanos (with a one-fingered bass player) live at Henley on 25 July 2009..

Risible stuff…

24
Jul
09

Stating The Bleeding Obvious…

The BBC, in its flagshit, I mean flagship Breakfast News, was in marvellously annoying form this morning. If it wasn’t bad enough that the terminal cretin Chris Hollins was hosting it, the headline news immediately got the blood pressure rising like it should do… if you want a stroke.

Let BBC News.com put the gist of the story…

Motoring taxes have been handled so badly that drivers no longer trust what ministers say the charges pay for, an MPs’ report says.

Really? What a stunner! I really, really thought that the added fuel duty taking petrol over £1 a litre when it is $80 a barrel cheaper than it was this time last year went on “saving the planet”. I really thought that my additional road tax would be to pay for new roads, new trains, new buses to make my commute to work that much easier. I really thought that adding taxes on the Dartford Bridge would be to maintain and improve transport in this country and fight climate change. And when I’m totally deluded, I believe all those speed cameras are not revenue generators for the police and local councils’ Christmas parties and pork barrel projects, but are there for “road safety”.

Tell me who these people who believed taxation and soaking motorists for the environmental good in the first place, and I’ll show you someone who needs to be institutionalised.

So who did BBC Breakfast News bring in to discuss this particular story? My old favourite from an old place. Look here, and here. It is a belter of a site. Look at how many people have voted on their poll. I get more hits on this site in a couple of days than have voted in that poll, and I’ll bet, in fact I know, I’m not on my favourite show’s roladex.

Here is a little belter… “But people aren’t convinced, which is why we told the committee earlier this year that the Government should spend money it has raised from motoring to give people alternatives to their cars. It’s common sense really: if you have to drive to work you’ll resent paying taxes for the priviledge, but if you driving pays for other people to take the bus or tram then that’s fairer for everyone.”

Last time I looked, when I get public transport, it costs me – and let me set this out for you, Georgey boy, the following.

Assume I walk to the station for the train that gets me into work just in time.

Return to Lewisham – £4.20; Return DLR to Canary Wharf – £2.20 (with Oyster) and the bus home from the station £1. £7.30!!!! So I pay twice! I pay when I drive, I pay when I get public transport. This bloke would want me to pay more fuel duty so that I can pay the same (ever heard of a train company cutting fares – any revenue increases and Bob Crow and his boys are “”avin some of that”) for my journey the other way. When’s this chump going to get into the real world?

Look at the site – it is one thing in its campaign for better transport – it is anti-road (oh, it has a go at aeroplanes too, but all the main news stories are road related).  So who better to bring on to the show for a story about how drivers feel pissed off at being treated like a never-ending cash cow for the government to suck dry than one of the people who wants to suck us dry even more to fund his and his little gangs preferred approach.

Still, as the presenters were probably chauffeured in, and the editors/producers are nicely parked up in the staff car park, who the hell cares.

Tits.

21
Jul
09

Dmitri….By Royal Appointment

On the second full day of our visit to Scotland, we ended up, after a cracking drive, in Balmoral. While we didn’t really intend to go in, when we found out that dogs were welcome on the estate, we decided to go for it…

Here are some pictures…

All right, here are a lot of pictures…

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The Tower!

The Tower!

Nice Cars!

Nice Cars!

The Tower, Again!

The Tower, Again!

Very nice grounds….more with the border collie at another place, later on!

16
Jul
09

Back to Scotland – The Second Full Day (Sunday)

The Sunday route was a drive north, towards Boat of Garten, then onto Grantown on Spey, then down to Balmoral. The weather was very pleasant, and as we pulled off the A9 onto the A95, the road ran by the River Spey on a glorious sunny afternoon. What followed, once we went south from Grantown, was an amazing drive, which in my view, of all the drives I’ve been on, is just short of the Cook Highway from Cairns to Port Douglas and on to Daintree and Cape Tribulation, and a little way short of the Great Ocean Road. But it was still a bit special. Up and down, hairpins, great scenery, lovely crisp air. A pity I could not take many pictures.

Jake's Mates

Jake's Mates

Between Lynmore and Bridge of Brown is a little layby… and the views were great…

A pity about the pylon

A pity about the pylon

Mountains

Mountains

A Memorial - Apologies, I can't remember what for

A Memorial - Apologies, I can't remember what for

More mountains

More mountains

Bored with the mountains, yet?

Bored with the mountains, yet?

The Last Of The Mountains... For Now

The Last Of The Mountains... For Now

These are all the beloved’s pictures… I was too busy driving and speaking to the brother at the time.

Next, on to the Queen’s residence in Summer!

15
Jul
09

A Non-Alcoholic Bike Ride And Ramble…

I’ve been a bit quiet on here recently, I know. With the Ashes in full flow now I’ve been concentrating the blogging on the cricket and little else, so time to redress the balance and speak about other things.

Nice to see my WindyBricks colleagues wish me a happy birthday. Some of them harbour grudges that warp through time, others make unsubstantiated remarks about me, but let them be. The vast majority of the chaps and chap-esses there are top people, so there’s no need to be resentful or perpetuate the hate any longer. I can’t imagine what drives some of them.

I’ve been following the Tour de France, while sipping from my cafetiere of course, and so far it has been a bit of a phony war as the organisers effectively wasted two mountain stages by giving the cyclists long distances to the finish after them. Hence the iconic Col du Tourmalet climb, where I remember a great stage with LeMond, Delgado and Indurain (on the way to Luz Ardiden) in 1990, is just a footnote in this tour as the main men kept their powder dry for the Alps and the last-but-one day climb up Mont Ventoux. The buzz is, of course, around the Astana team containing the young champion Alberto Contador and the seven time winner Lance Armstrong (who, it will come to the surprise of no-one, I can’t abide). Contador laid down a marker on Andorra Arcalis by jumping from the pack and taking time out of the rest of the top runners, including Armstrong. There then followed a session of media rounds where Armstrong claimed he could have caught him but it wasn’t the right thing to do, and he’s clearly miffed that the “team leader” actually acted like one. Armstrong would surprise me intensely if he works at all for Contador from here on in. He’s got too competitive a streak, he’s too ruthless, he’s too savvy and he’s too egotistical to just come back to ride the tour “for his cancer charity.” Armstrong is there to win, and if Contador’s ambition has to be suppressed, so be it. After all, what better way to hamstring your greatest rival and the man you’ll fear most, by making him, in some way, worry about you in your own team? Contador showed some balls by making his early statement, and I am very much in his camp. He sacrificed defending his crown last year by joining Astana, and his team repays him by bringing in Armstrong to stuff things up. Contador must be seething.

Also in the tour, while Mark Cavendish is getting lots of plaudits for winning three stages, and he clearly is unstoppable in a fair sprint. However, quietly posting the best ride in the overall standings by a Brit since Robert Millar is Bradley Wiggins, who surprised everyone, and possibly himself, by keeping up with the big climbers on the Arcalis. In the coverage on ITV4, the pictures of him thumping the team van with sheer joy and pride at his performance was one of the best things I’ve seen in a while. This bloke, while not unknown, has three Olympic gold medals under his belt, and yet is hardly mentioned at all by anyone. Ask a person in a street to name a British Olympic pursuit champion, and they’ll probably name Chris Boardman. Wiggins has personality, ability and strength. The only conceivable reason he isn’t a megastar here is that we’ve become complacent about gold medals. Here’s hoping Wiggins continues his great form and gets his desired top 20 finish.

Other football, and what, precisely, are Manchester City doing? BBC Sport listed them this morning – Tevez, Robinho, Caicedo, Bellamy, Benjani, Bojinov, Roque Santa Cruz and Evans (yes, Evans) – and now Adebayor is taking a medical. Has someone told this mob you can probably play three of them, maximum, at one time, and knowing his attitude, Bellamy knows he will be one of them! This is ridiculous. Manchester City may have a very entertaining team, but their pursuit of John Terry makes the whole thing even more of a joke. I know it is funny watching Chelsea in the position of disbelieving host to a cash mad predator, but what is this all about. At a time when the economy is diving more emphatically than Greg Louganis, Manchester City are spending like sailors on shore leave. It is utterly classless, but then again, what does anyone expect with the Premier League these days?

It is a cracking weekend of sport, with the Tour de France heating up, the Lord’s test and the Open golf championship. Add to that Boston will be trying to keep their three game lead over the Yankees as they head off on a six game road trip after the All Star Break (and if Boston get to the World Series they’ll have home advantage after the American League won again last night). Lots to watch, see and do.

Hope this message finds my readers well and in positive spirits. Talking of spirits, I have not touched alcohol for 8 days and the intention is to make it to 31 (British Beer Festival). Here’s hoping I do it!

10
Jul
09

Random Wildlife Picture…

Courtesy of the esteemed Sir Peter (reviewing photos for Adelaide updates and came across them) is this

Dem Kangaroos

Dem Kangaroos

Picture taken near Margaret River, Western Australia in December 2006.

09
Jul
09

Rannoch Moor and Killin Falls….(Falls of Dochart)

And further pictures from our sojourn to Scotland…

Bleak On The Moor...

Bleak On The Moor...

More on the Moor

More on the Moor

Looking Back Towards Glencoe

Looking Back Towards Glencoe

The falls at Killin, a village at the western end of Loch Tay, certainly entertained our dog. You’ll see pictures of that in due course at another place. Here are some of the scenery pics…

Killin Falls - Part 1

Killin Falls - Part 1

Looking Towards The Narrow Bridge

Looking Towards The Narrow Bridge

Again Towards the Bridge

Again Towards the Bridge

Looking Back Up The Tay...

Looking Back Up The Tay...

More looking West...

More looking West...

As always, the beloved had her pictures…and of course, they are called the Falls of Dochart

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Looking Down On The Falls

Looking Down On The Falls

Now We Know Their Name

Now We Know Their Name

From The Bridge...

From The Bridge...

And one from the phone…

We've Seen This View Before

We've Seen This View Before

09
Jul
09

More Scotland Photos – Saturday 20 June – Part 2

Once we’d left Fort William, we headed south and south east to the road through Glen Coe and up to Rannoch Moor. The following are some pictures of the spectacular, beautiful scenery we encountered…

Looking East From Glencoe Visitors Centre

Looking West From Glencoe Visitors Centre

Looking North at Ballachulish

Looking North East at Ballachulish

Looking North East at Ballachulish

Looking East at Cloud Covered Mountains

Looking East at Cloud Covered Mountains

Another View Of Cloudy Tops Of Mountains

Another View Of Cloudy Tops Of Mountains

As you can tell, the weather on this day was a bit dank and drizzly, but in some ways it seemed to make the place more atmospheric. We left the visitors centre, and set off up the road. We drove into the National Trust centre for a bite to eat, and then set off up the road towards Crianlarich. The road became amazing as we continued up through a mighty valley..(well by UK standards).

Looking Eastwards and Upwards

Looking Eastwards and Upwards

Clouds Are Gathering

Clouds Are Gathering

Looking Down Glencoe

Looking Down Glencoe

Waterfalls In The Mist

Waterfalls In The Mist

More Waterfall...

More Waterfall...

Drizzle, Mist, Greenery, Waterfalls...Beautiful

Drizzle, Mist, Greenery, Waterfalls...Beautiful

The next instalment will have Rannoch Moor on it, and then onto Killin Falls… The beloved took some pictures too, and some are attached below too…

This Boat Has Seen Better Days....

This Boat Has Seen Better Days....

Cold Up Top....

Cold Up Top....

And one last one from the camera on the phone…

The Valley Road

The Valley Road

06
Jul
09

Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Again….

I can assure anyone who reads this that I will never ever touch a drop of this stuff again, as long as I live.

It is pure evil…

Pure Evil

Pure Evil




Dmitri’s Delusional Diminutive Declarations

  • I will now, categorically, without fear or favour say that Murray cannot win the French Open. See, that was easy wasn't it? 6 months ago
  • Can Andy Murray win the French Open? Yes. He is still in it. Will he win the French Open? No. Can't outlets work out the difference? 6 months ago
  • My thoughts are Roatan. It wasn't my favourite place, but let's hope the earthquake 40 miles offshore has left it as unscathed as possible. 6 months ago
  • Thursday afternoon, India on my mind, weekend looming fast. Hope the weather stays fair for Sunday when North London meets Kent Snobs. 7 months ago
  • So Flintoff is injured pre-Ashes again. Guarantees he'll go into the big games undercooked, no doubt. What a surprise. 7 months ago

 

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Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Home Runs

Garry Sheffield (NYY) Corey Koskie (TOR) Fred Lewis - Grand Slam (SFG) Ray Durham (SFG) Pedro Feliz (SFG) Adam LaRoche (PIT) Yorvit Torrealba (COL) Nick Markakis (BAL) Pat Burrell (PHI) Prince Fielder (MIL)

Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Test Centuries at The Oval

John Crawley (v Sri Lanka - 1998), Justin Langer v England - 2001), Mark Waugh (v England - 2001), Steve Waugh (v England - 2001), Michael Vaughan (v India - 2002), Herschelle Gibbs (v England - 2003), Marcus Trescothick (219 v South Africa - 2003), Graham Thorpe (v South Africa - 2003), Andrew Strauss (v Australia - 2005), Justin Langer (v England - 2005), Matthew Hayden (v England -2005), Mohammed Yousuf (v England - 2006), Anil Kumble (v England - 2007), Kevin Pietersen (v South Africa - 2008), Jonathan Trott (v Australia - 2009), Michael Hussey (v England - 2009)

Come The Revolution – Up Against The Wall

Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross, The Editorial Staff at The Daily Mail (Stephen Glover first), Richard Littlejohn, PJ and Duncan, Sinitta, Zac and Sheherazade Bentley Goldsmith (read her Wiki entry for silver spoonery), Jamie Redknapp, Dr Phil The Fat Fascist Edwards and his mate.., Crimson Snide Ferguson, Robert Peston, Participants at the Edinburgh Fringe, Dominic Lawson (to have a beer snake thrown at him by the Barmy Army)

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