Archive for December 11th, 2008

11
Dec
08

History Has A Lot To Teach Us…

And the mantra of Peter Moores is that we will learn those lessons.

 

So…

 

Andrew Strauss, well batted, nice ton, but yet again, no scores past 150 as an opener, and not able to start a days play opening the batting and finishing it unbeaten. God I hated Hayden and Langer, but they did, on a number of occasions get massive hundreds and stayed in all day long. Out for 123 not long before the close. Same as it ever was.

 

Alastair Cook – the knock on him is that he gets to 50/60/70 and gets out. Today, he gets to 52 and skies one up in the air. In England the ability to get 50s and 60s means you are an automatic choice. In Australia or India, no tons in 12 months gets you dropped.

 

Ian Bell – the knock on him, from me, is that he ain’t worth a light. Once again a promising start is ended when Bell gets out for shirt buttons. Still, he got a 199 not six months ago, so he’s an automatic choice.

 

Kevin Pietersen – No tons in India, and according to the reports batted like a drain today.

 

Paul Collingwood – The knock on Collingwood is that he only bats well when his place is under threat. There were descriptions on the net today that he batted like he had a rounders bat in his hand. He got a shocker as well from Billy Idiot. Still, the lesson is that if Paul Collingwood and his ton a year or so is an automatic choice for your country, then you are weak in batting.

 

Lets see if Flintoff can make a substantial score and defer the lesson we should be learning that he’s not a test number 6. Let’s see if Prior learned his lesson and actually manages to bat well and keep wicket like someone not sporting a pair of cymbals to catch with.

 

Lessons learned? Don’t make me laugh. Same cast, same results. Plus ca f*cking change.




Dmitri’s Delusional Diminutive Declarations

  • I will now, categorically, without fear or favour say that Murray cannot win the French Open. See, that was easy wasn't it? 6 months ago
  • Can Andy Murray win the French Open? Yes. He is still in it. Will he win the French Open? No. Can't outlets work out the difference? 6 months ago
  • My thoughts are Roatan. It wasn't my favourite place, but let's hope the earthquake 40 miles offshore has left it as unscathed as possible. 7 months ago
  • Thursday afternoon, India on my mind, weekend looming fast. Hope the weather stays fair for Sunday when North London meets Kent Snobs. 7 months ago
  • So Flintoff is injured pre-Ashes again. Guarantees he'll go into the big games undercooked, no doubt. What a surprise. 8 months ago

 

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Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Home Runs

Garry Sheffield (NYY) Corey Koskie (TOR) Fred Lewis - Grand Slam (SFG) Ray Durham (SFG) Pedro Feliz (SFG) Adam LaRoche (PIT) Yorvit Torrealba (COL) Nick Markakis (BAL) Pat Burrell (PHI) Prince Fielder (MIL)

Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Test Centuries at The Oval

John Crawley (v Sri Lanka - 1998), Justin Langer v England - 2001), Mark Waugh (v England - 2001), Steve Waugh (v England - 2001), Michael Vaughan (v India - 2002), Herschelle Gibbs (v England - 2003), Marcus Trescothick (219 v South Africa - 2003), Graham Thorpe (v South Africa - 2003), Andrew Strauss (v Australia - 2005), Justin Langer (v England - 2005), Matthew Hayden (v England -2005), Mohammed Yousuf (v England - 2006), Anil Kumble (v England - 2007), Kevin Pietersen (v South Africa - 2008), Jonathan Trott (v Australia - 2009), Michael Hussey (v England - 2009)

Come The Revolution – Up Against The Wall

Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross, The Editorial Staff at The Daily Mail (Stephen Glover first), Richard Littlejohn, PJ and Duncan, Sinitta, Zac and Sheherazade Bentley Goldsmith (read her Wiki entry for silver spoonery), Jamie Redknapp, Dr Phil The Fat Fascist Edwards and his mate.., Crimson Snide Ferguson, Robert Peston, Participants at the Edinburgh Fringe, Dominic Lawson (to have a beer snake thrown at him by the Barmy Army)

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