Archive for December 1st, 2008

01
Dec
08

A Little Night Music

I have a superb remix of this track on Paolo Mojo’s Balance CD, it is just amazing. I really like the original which I came across on youtube. I was reminded of this track by watching Sky’s re-run of the 2005 Ashes yesterday (on because Bangladesh can’t get past three days of a test) and they used the remix as a backing track.

I present Sebastien Tellier’s “La Ritournelle”

Ahhhh. The longer version is here…

Adorable stuff…

And while we are in a smooth mood – from one of my favourite films, Thomas Newman’s classic..

Which Dave Lee, in one of my favourite ever albums under the name Jakatta (why, oh why, Dave did you not return to that genius concept), leads into his collaboration with Seal..

And also on that album, Dave collaborated with the beautiful voice of Beth Hirsch. This is the second best of their tracks (Home Away From You is beyond glorious, this is just stunning)..

This is a horrible remix version…. oh dear, who did this?

And to close, Close Cover by Wim Mertens. Beauty. Charm. Smoothness. How can anyone not feel warm listening to this luscious stuff…

Some Euro house moron probably uptempoed this… shame on them

01
Dec
08

Oh Steve…

Steve Harmison. Only England. A fast bowler who could audition for a role as the lion in Wizard of Oz. I know he has a young family. I know he doesn’t spout meaningless platitudes to the media. I know he is as infuriating a bowler as anyone could produce – on his day a beast, on his all-too-frequent offdays a berk. If India needed proof of our man’s resolution in the face of danger, here is his.

‘Being asked to go back is the last thing on my mind’ – Harmison

As I totally expected. Steve Harmison then goes into the usual defence that this is so much more than cricket etc. etc. etc.  I was in that hotel just ten days ago, in that gym, in that corridor and so on. Steve, old son, I was in the guard post at the Consulate a couple of weeks before Al Qaeda came a calling in Istanbul, and met a fair number of people who were murdered, most of them, no, check that, all of them were bloody nice people. The guys in the security entrance wanted to talk about the Chelsea v Besiktas game and discuss the England game against Turkey that had just taken place. Good lads, drove me to the airport, chauffeured me about on my visit to the other area bombed, Levent, soon after. Indeed, I’d probably been in that building that was bombed, but five years before. As I’d said, and I know talk is cheap, I’d have gone back in a heartbeat. I was 200 yards away from the Docklands Bomb when it went off, so I know a smidgen, and only that, of terrorist atrocities.

KP isn’t absolved either. I wonder if he’ll look back and see the irony of his comments later on. Close to death? Oh do give over…

“Last night Pietersen said: “I’m still shaking from the terrorist atrocities in Bombay. Every time I see the TV footage of the carnage in the Indian city, I realise how close we were to death. I haven’t slept thinking about the three-day rampage and siege. We were 800 miles from the attack, but suddenly we felt very vulnerable, especially as we had stayed at the targeted Taj Mahal Hotel just two weeks ago. It makes my blood run cold.” However he indicated he would return if security experts said it was safe.”

Look, I’m being hard. I know. But there was a funny moment on the Sky coverage of the Australia v New Zealand game. New Zealand once went home from Karachi because a bomb went off in their hotel when they were there. I am sure I’d have been winging it out in the circumstances. I have no doubt many of the team were in shock. It is a world of difference from watching a horror in somewhere you’ve been. Jeremy Coney then said to Paul Allott “you’ve had a similar experience to this in India, haven’t you?” I am not a fan of Paul Allott, but he eloquently set out what happened in 1985 – they flew in when Indira Gandhi got shot and people rioted where they were. They were flown out to Sri Lanka for practice cricket, came back to Bombay, had a reception in the High Commission / Consulate, and the following day the Vice Consul, Percy Norris, was murdered. The players were extremely wary of continuing, but just did. And they won the series 2-1. Allott said he would liked to have come home, but the management put more pressure on them to stay.

Then Allott alluded to some of the players expressing their desire not to play, and how long it would need to be calm before they could return – is two weeks too soon? Is four months too soon? Jeremy Coney mentioned that some of the players wanted to play in the IPL, and in a brilliant silence just left it at that. Allott asked him what are you implying? Coney just raised his eyebrows. We’ll leave it there, Allott quickly closed…..

Indeed Jeremy, indeed. Will Flintoff, who in the press has said how much he’d like to play in the IPL for the good of his, and England’s game, and bank balance as well no doubt, now say that he puts his safety first like he is now? Will Kevin Pietersen risk playing in Mumbai and put his “safety” or bank balance first? As an England cricket fan I would be disgusted if they call this tour off, and then march out there in April to fill their wallets. If you call it off, and then not feather your nest, nor openly lobby for it if it is turned down, then you can walk tall. But I don’t understand how you can walk the streets of London (7 July) and not be scared, or visit New York (9/11) and not be scared, or go to Sri Lanka (numerous bombings and a country in civil war) and not be scared….

I’ll leave it to Michael Vaughan to say his piece – taken from cricinfo – in which he points out some truth, and maybe a more rational thought or two. No, Michael, safety can’t be guaranteed. But us plebs still get on tube trains and buses, despite them being targetted three years ago. I can’t say to my boss, my safety is paramount, and because people drive dreadfully on the A2, I’m not prepared to come to work. Or if some nutter decided to blow up the Blackwall Tunnel, I would refuse to come in. None of us would leave the most dangerous place of all, the most likely place you are to end up being killed, at home. Life is a risk.

“All the lads will be desperate to play cricket for their country, but they will want to have their safety guaranteed and the trouble with this sort of attack is that safety cannot be guaranteed, even if they are given presidential security,” Vaughan told the Sunday Telegraph.

“We have a duty to go and play cricket if it is safe to do so, but if the players have fear, they can’t go out there and perform. There are a lot of young players in this England squad who are new to this sort of thing. Can they focus and concentrate on cricket so soon afterwards? Any slightly negative mentality and they will get found out.

“If the Middlesex players had been involved … if they had checked into the Taj hotel 24 hours earlier … and if some of their guys had been held hostage, would this Test series be going ahead? Almost certainly not.”

As for Vaughan himself, he said he would “find it very difficult to go back, having been there and watched the scenes on TV – scenes of gunmen shooting people and corpses being dragged out of a hotel where the England team were staying a fortnight ago and where they were due to be staying in just over a fortnight”.

And he warned that even if the tour was to resume, it would “become like a military camp”.

“Above all, there has to be a period of mourning, and I think that less than a fortnight is not long enough.”

Kevin Garside in the Telegraph nails it. In my view. Mike Atherton, as always, is the voice of reason and elqouence.

One set of people have been quiet. What do the Indian cricketers think?

01
Dec
08

For My American Correspondents

The New York Giants look solid and are the favourites to win the title this season. However, if your marquee wide receiver decides to end his season by shooting himself in the leg, one has to wonder if karma is on your side. Be wary of the Cowboys, who won’t win the division, but if they beat you in week 15 will come into your house for the NFC play-offs with more than a shout.

As for the Devils. Hmmm. 8th best team in the East, with the Cryers and Rangers above you. Must be hurting a little right now, especially with Brodeur out for a while. I see my Penguins are above you too. Oh dear. Looks like the Sharks are the team to beat this season.

Every time I look at a dollar bill, I see a traitor!!!!! Even some of your comrades, and yes, in these times I think comrades fits the bill nicely, agree… TRAITOR. (For any American not related to me by marriage reading this, take it with a grain of salt, eh?).

01
Dec
08

Monday Round-Up

Post-holiday blues have set in and blogging is a chore. Don’t worry reader, I’ll be back on my bike soon and roaring, or raring, or whatever it is, with enthusiasm to get to grips with the issues.

So what irks your dmitriship this very day?

What is wrong with managers? Ferguson, you snide, Ronaldo has got away with cheating and diving and showing no respect at all for years. He gets a duff one, and you “defend” him. I know you have to, after all, as you’ve done it with all your stars, but most of us who saw it will feel he was harshly dealt with yesterday but hey, ain’t karma a bitch? You won, anyhow, against a team two points off relegation. As for Scolari, how can you have the brass neck to seek an apology for a blown ref call. He then blatantly accuses the refs of conspiring to keep the Arsenal team in the title race. Didn’t take him long, did it?

Windybricks beat some team from the home counties by three to zip – goals provided by The Great (x2) and Son of an ugly Manc, who looked mightily impressive – in the second round of the Football Association’s Challenge Cup brought to you by a German Power Firm. Our reward in the glamour 3rd round is to face a team near Scotland, or a the Not So So Solid at our humble establishment. The MAGIC of the cup. At least Leeds lost in their Cup Final.

Australia annihilated New Zealand in the second test – I’d missed the first which they won comfortably. Brad Haddin scored 169 in this test to become the next Big Ears. However, quote of the week has to go to Matthew Hayden who came out with this absolute belter…

Were you taught from a young age that you are in it to win it always?
Within anything there is competitiveness to our culture. There is a perception that Australian people will win at all costs. That is true. We are very strong believers in winning, but winning ethically.

I laughed. Read more of this self-aggrandising bullshit here.

Bangladesh completed their test series against South Africa with two more demoralising innings defeats. Nothing more to say. They’ll come good. I’m sure.

Miami won their game in unimpressive style against the St Louis Rams who have been buried by just about anyone they’ve been playing recently. Miami do seem to live down to their opposition, and have creaked past old crap like the Seahawks and the Raiders. However, there is a real chance to win 10 games this season, and that would be a great achievement even though that would still not get them in the play-offs in all likelihood. Both conferences suffer from having one division that is absolute toilet and can hardly beat anyone outside their own confines. The AFC West has one reasonable team, Denver, and three rancid ones, while the NFC West has a load of old cack and a half-decent Arizona team. Hence win records are buffed up against the old garbage that the AFC East plays (each team gets 6 games a season against West foes) and the records in other divisions are high. Miami need to get past two of the Patriots/Jets, Colts and Ravens and to do so would probably need to run the table – and that means winning in Toronto against Buffalo, and winning in New York against the Jets.

Talking about the Superbowl favourites, New York Jets (see September post), having beaten the Titans in Nashville last week, they let it go straight to their heads and were demolished at home by Denver. My fancied dark horse, the Steelers helped out the Jets by handing the Patriots a mullering in Foxborough. The AFC is an open book this season, and although the Jets seem to have the most impressive resume with wins in Nashville and Foxboro, the Titans must not be overlooked. The Broncos won’t scare anyone but can rack up points at will, and the Steelers are so tough that they can, on any given day, shut down a team. Writing off the Patriots would also be premature.

On the non-sport front, the arrest of Damian Green is an interesting one. I feel decidedly ill at ease about politicians, especially opposition ones, arrested for leaks, but then also I see politicians thinking “let’s change the law and make us immune”, which would be rich as they are the biggest cheats, liars and charlatans going. With all the CCTV, with the logging of records, the desire to bring in ID cards, the health fascism denying people care, with people being booted out of jobs for calling jobsworth tossers “Nazis”, the police state is just a few years away. We need to be saved from ourselves.

On a final note, I care not who wins I’m A Celebrity, Strictly Come Dancing or the X Factor. This is TV for the mindless, and I can’t for the life of me see how it makes the newsflash part of the BBC News website. Add to that BBC Breakfast News becomes a puff piece for the latest BBC reality show or series after 8:30 (and I had a win double on that show with Tim Moffatt and that Hollins cretin in the space of 10 minutes), and it is the perfect start to the week. The only way I’d watch I’m a Celebrity is if there were a bushtucker trial involving carving open PJ and Duncan (non-convicted fraudsters).

Back to sport – England’s rugby team completed the grand slump against the tri-nations, being hammered by two of them, and only soundly beaten in the other. Still, Danny Cipriani has some consolation. Wales actually managed to beat someone of consequence at the fag end of a long tour, so I suppose we should congratulate them as they are now absolutely in the top flight of world rugby. I’m trying to work out how Argentina are ranked above World Cup runners-up England in the seedings for the next Rugby World Cup, but there you go.

England’s cricketers are not decided on whether to return to India. I am not in the least bit surprised. I am disappointed, though.




Dmitri’s Delusional Diminutive Declarations

  • I will now, categorically, without fear or favour say that Murray cannot win the French Open. See, that was easy wasn't it? 5 months ago
  • Can Andy Murray win the French Open? Yes. He is still in it. Will he win the French Open? No. Can't outlets work out the difference? 5 months ago
  • My thoughts are Roatan. It wasn't my favourite place, but let's hope the earthquake 40 miles offshore has left it as unscathed as possible. 5 months ago
  • Thursday afternoon, India on my mind, weekend looming fast. Hope the weather stays fair for Sunday when North London meets Kent Snobs. 6 months ago
  • So Flintoff is injured pre-Ashes again. Guarantees he'll go into the big games undercooked, no doubt. What a surprise. 6 months ago

 

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Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Home Runs

Garry Sheffield (NYY) Corey Koskie (TOR) Fred Lewis - Grand Slam (SFG) Ray Durham (SFG) Pedro Feliz (SFG) Adam LaRoche (PIT) Yorvit Torrealba (COL) Nick Markakis (BAL) Pat Burrell (PHI) Prince Fielder (MIL)

Dmitri Old Has Seen These Guys Hit Test Centuries at The Oval

John Crawley (v Sri Lanka - 1998), Justin Langer v England - 2001), Mark Waugh (v England - 2001), Steve Waugh (v England - 2001), Michael Vaughan (v India - 2002), Herschelle Gibbs (v England - 2003), Marcus Trescothick (219 v South Africa - 2003), Graham Thorpe (v South Africa - 2003), Andrew Strauss (v Australia - 2005), Justin Langer (v England - 2005), Matthew Hayden (v England -2005), Mohammed Yousuf (v England - 2006), Anil Kumble (v England - 2007), Kevin Pietersen (v South Africa - 2008), Jonathan Trott (v Australia - 2009), Michael Hussey (v England - 2009)

Come The Revolution – Up Against The Wall

Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross, The Editorial Staff at The Daily Mail (Stephen Glover first), Richard Littlejohn, PJ and Duncan, Sinitta, Zac and Sheherazade Bentley Goldsmith (read her Wiki entry for silver spoonery), Jamie Redknapp, Dr Phil The Fat Fascist Edwards and his mate.., Crimson Snide Ferguson, Robert Peston, Participants at the Edinburgh Fringe, Dominic Lawson (to have a beer snake thrown at him by the Barmy Army)

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